Folding pants an inch at a time

Hello all--
I feel compelled to share a great and secret goal I've developed over the last 2 years.
I long to wear those short shorts. Oh yes, you know the ones. The cute shorty shorts.... the ones that look mostly like underwear, but when you have high heels on, they pass for mini pants. And even further "oh yes!" I aspire to wear them in the most brazen of colors: squeezed grape, running lava pink, hot blooded lime! I figure if i make some sort of formal announcement, the likelihood of wearing teeny-weenies is sure to increase drastically.

Thus marks my journey.

Progress reports to come.

A farewell through the forest of cellulite,
Kitty Bueno